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April 06, 2005
Three cheers for SPRING!
Oooh, it's been a while.... I had a LOVELY time in Boston with the "suite across the hall" + wayne! We ate ate and then ate some more. I had a great first impression of Boston--thanks guys (:
SPRING is upon us! I must admit that I have been taking warm, sunny days for granted coming from a constantly warm and sunny state. I'd forgotten what it's like to have the sun out. My skin, now a pale and pastey white, has forgotten as well. Never fear, the sun has returned to penetrate our skin and put our dark moles in danger. Hurrah!
How about an update on my life? Let's go through some questions I always get asked, shall we?
Q: So, have you gotten your security clearance yet?
A: Same as the last time you asked me--no.
Which always leads to...
Q: Dang, how long have you been waiting?!
A: A long time. Yes, since the first time you asked up until now. (8 mos and counting)
Which leads to...
Q: So, what do you do at work?
A: I xanga-stalk. And if you're wondering, YES, i've been to your xanga and i know all the names of your pets.
Which sometimes leads to...
Q: So do you know when you're going to get your clearance?
A: Gosh darn, if I knew--I wouldve told in the first question.
And might lead to...
Q: So what would you be doing after you get your clearance?
A: Stuff with computers. I coudln't tell you even if i knew the details--further highlighting the importance of "security" in security clearance.
Now, you are updated! (:
As I mentioned in Q3, I do a bit of xanga-stalking..."xanga-perusing" if you please. Don't even start--you know you do it too (facebook, friendster...). I've noticed a trend in profile pics amongst asian girls. There's an art to looking cutesy and seductive while trying to hold your digi cam (or web cam) straight as you take a self-portrait. A formula:
Head cocked right + Widing of eyes + Pout with slight smirk + hand extended to hold camera = profile pic for CuTe_Lil_AznGurl
You can't hide right arm reaching for the camera. 
I'd ditch the glasses. They hide how big you're trying to make your eyes.
Pout gets an A+! Perfect for an XXX site.
This one is ok (though, i can still see her reaching for the camera).
No shame self-portrait.
Very unnatural pose--smile could use some work.
If she tilts her head right any more, she will strain a muscle.
And the winner:
Double photos?! Incredible! Nice pout in the first one--CLEARLY using her webcam. Seems to be concentrating way too hard on that strand of hair in the second one.
Maybe I should try it sometime. Coming soon: AznJenN4f1.
Posted by Jennafi at April 6, 2005 12:04 PM
Comments
hahahahahaha... you are hilarious girl!
Posted by: the other jen at April 6, 2005 12:36 PM
haha, brilliant. so...if you were to switch jobs, under work experience on your resume would be 'xanga stalking'.
Posted by: harry at April 6, 2005 01:00 PM
alright, you updated. guess my prompting got u to get off yo lazy bootie and update. as for the pics, very accurate formula. however, what of the ones who post pics of a)a pet; b)a beautiful sunset; or c)a drawing. are those the ones afraid to show the world their beauty? but i guess those are the ones that have "inner beauty," right?
Posted by: sT4L12eR at April 6, 2005 01:31 PM
dang, what do guys do for profile pics??
Posted by: oroooo at April 6, 2005 05:38 PM
ohh my goodness!! hahahah do you know any of these people??! or better yet, do they know that you're psychotic. craziness
Posted by: at April 6, 2005 06:28 PM
hahahah oh my goodness. do you even KNOW these people!? or better yet, do they know that you're psychotic?
where's your aZngrrL profile pic huh? i'll be waiting for it.
Posted by: stalked... at April 6, 2005 06:38 PM
this is going to be my 3rd comment. cos i clearly have trouble doing these and adding my name properly where it needs to be, and not pressing enter prematurely. sigh.
Posted by: joyce at April 6, 2005 06:40 PM
where did you get these pictures??? it's because of crazy ppl like you that I try not to post too many pics online :P yes, the suite across the hall is AWESOME!!!
Posted by: at April 6, 2005 10:03 PM
ack I always forget...this is CJ
Posted by: at April 6, 2005 10:04 PM
i am xanga-stalking you now~
you must have tried to analyze my picture too huh :)
Posted by: Aldi at April 7, 2005 01:29 PM
so you have you gotten your security clearance yet?
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