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June 23, 2005
King's Dominion
God made medicine and medicine is what i love. Thank you God for...
A couple of us happened to *cough* get sick *cough* one day and thought a trip to King's Dominion (aka United Kingdom, aka Kingdom of Hearts...) would be a good idea.... and it was (:
My crazy 
skillZ at work:
Oh yes, that took me forever.
Posted by Jennafi at 11:38 AM | Comments (9)
June 14, 2005
Caution: It's sticky out there
The wise words of Chuck Swindoll:
"Nothing physical touches the soul. Nothing external satisfies our deepest inner needs. Remember that! The soul belongs to God. He alone can satisfy us in that realm."
I thought the humidity in St. Louis was bad, but BOY was I wrong. I feel like a Chinese steamed bun out there (i'm the one with little red dot on top indicating a filling of red bean). With that said, I give you a piece dedicated to the humidity in the greater DC area...
It's late in the morning,
When I wake up from my slumber.
And so I approach my computer,
To check the weather number.
The outlooks seems great,
And the day will see plenty of sun.
But how can the high be 83,
With a heat index of 101?
I pick out a t-shirt,
And shorts for the day.
"It can't get that bad,"
I naively say.
I leave to play outside,
While my roommate remains.
But once outside I notice,
How everyone is producing sweat stains.
I'm determined to stay outside!
This weather will not deter me!
But five minutes later I'm inside my home,
With the A/C unit blowing.
Hmmmm... "me" and "blowing" don't really rhyme do they?
At The Killers/Keane concert:
See the sweat stains? Nasty.
Posted by Jennafi at 09:46 AM | Comments (7)
June 07, 2005
I'm old, ok??
I volunteered at an elementary school today. It was field day and I helped out at the "Scoop and Toss" station (dumbed down version of lacrosse).
Kimberly (age 7): Can I play with you?
Jennifer (age 22): Sure!
Kimberly: [tosses ball to Jennifer] So what grade are you in?
COME ON NOW....
Maybe she meant "so what grade are you 'teaching' in?" This makes me wonder...how did Kathy ever get her teaching certificate?
It all looks very shady:
Posted by Jennafi at 03:54 PM | Comments (7)
June 06, 2005
Part II
Attack of the Huangs
Part II: Road Trip
Taking advantage of their trip to the East Coast, Papa Huang insisted that the family take a trip to Atlantic City (Las Vegas of the East). Despite popular belief ("popular belief" perhaps equating to "Jennifer's belief"...this is what happens when you grow up in a state that thinks it's a country), Atlantic City is not located near Atlanta. It is infact much farther north in the state of New Jersey. Seeing as both Mama and Papa Huang were not gamblers and Kimmy Huang was at the ripe age of 15, a roadtrip to AC made complete sense. They would stop by Philadelphia on the way.
Not much time was spent in Philly (an important bell of some sort was seen). Jennifer spent the majority of her time watching policemen yell at unknowing tourists. One thing is certain: DO NOT stop or cross the road infront of Independence Hall! Whistle blowing (non Enron-related) will ensue.
More time was spent in Atlantic City. It was here that Mama Huang diagnosed The Donald as a narcissist (Mama Huang received her PhD from the accredited WebMD.com academy). The letters "TRUMP" are so large they can be seen at night from the real Atlanta city. After checking in, it soon became clear why Papa Huang decided to drag the family to AC....
Oh glorious glorious buffet! Thank you God for creating peel-and-eat shrimp!
Jennifer left losing 40 at the roulette table.
40 dollars...that's TWO buffets.
Posted by Jennafi at 03:11 PM | Comments (7)