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April 22, 2005
Daaaahling!
She is awesome, no?
Playoffs start tomorrow. Get excited.
Posted by Jennafi at 10:53 AM | Comments (8)
April 06, 2005
Three cheers for SPRING!
Oooh, it's been a while.... I had a LOVELY time in Boston with the "suite across the hall" + wayne! We ate ate and then ate some more. I had a great first impression of Boston--thanks guys (:
SPRING is upon us! I must admit that I have been taking warm, sunny days for granted coming from a constantly warm and sunny state. I'd forgotten what it's like to have the sun out. My skin, now a pale and pastey white, has forgotten as well. Never fear, the sun has returned to penetrate our skin and put our dark moles in danger. Hurrah!
How about an update on my life? Let's go through some questions I always get asked, shall we?
Q: So, have you gotten your security clearance yet?
A: Same as the last time you asked me--no.
Which always leads to...
Q: Dang, how long have you been waiting?!
A: A long time. Yes, since the first time you asked up until now. (8 mos and counting)
Which leads to...
Q: So, what do you do at work?
A: I xanga-stalk. And if you're wondering, YES, i've been to your xanga and i know all the names of your pets.
Which sometimes leads to...
Q: So do you know when you're going to get your clearance?
A: Gosh darn, if I knew--I wouldve told in the first question.
And might lead to...
Q: So what would you be doing after you get your clearance?
A: Stuff with computers. I coudln't tell you even if i knew the details--further highlighting the importance of "security" in security clearance.
Now, you are updated! (:
As I mentioned in Q3, I do a bit of xanga-stalking..."xanga-perusing" if you please. Don't even start--you know you do it too (facebook, friendster...). I've noticed a trend in profile pics amongst asian girls. There's an art to looking cutesy and seductive while trying to hold your digi cam (or web cam) straight as you take a self-portrait. A formula:
Head cocked right + Widing of eyes + Pout with slight smirk + hand extended to hold camera = profile pic for CuTe_Lil_AznGurl
You can't hide right arm reaching for the camera. 
I'd ditch the glasses. They hide how big you're trying to make your eyes.
Pout gets an A+! Perfect for an XXX site.
This one is ok (though, i can still see her reaching for the camera).
No shame self-portrait.
Very unnatural pose--smile could use some work.
If she tilts her head right any more, she will strain a muscle.
And the winner:
Double photos?! Incredible! Nice pout in the first one--CLEARLY using her webcam. Seems to be concentrating way too hard on that strand of hair in the second one.
Maybe I should try it sometime. Coming soon: AznJenN4f1.
Posted by Jennafi at 12:04 PM | Comments (16)